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  • Happy Birthday Clown - Blank Card

    $ 6.00

    Each card is hand-illustrated and printed on heavyweight 4.25" x 5.5" cardstock. Blank inside. Comes with an A2 envelope and is sealed in a clear s...

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    COWGIRL BIRTHDAY!

    $ 6.50

    "Happy Birthday Cowboy!" Style No BD27 cowgirl, birthday, ranch, midwest, southwest, western, tough

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    EAT YOU UP! everyday love card

    $ 6.50

    "I wanna eat you up!" LV09 tasty... clean and sweet, but always tongue in cheek. Wanna eat you up could mean so many things, and all... delicious! ...

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    Basset Hound Birthday Greeting Card

    $ 6.50

    Funny dog birthday greeting card featuring a basset hound with floppy ears and the playful message “What’s that I hear? A birthday?” Perfect for do...

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    Thank You Vine Greeting Card

    $ 6.50

    - A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded - Blank Inside - Printed in the USA - Includes a coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

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    Exhausted F-ing Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 120lb heavyweight paper * Bright colored envelope from French Paper Co. * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Thinking of You Birthday

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Shitstorm Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Birthday Spankings! Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Jello Shots! Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    BADDEST BITCHES 80's birthday card

    $ 6.50

    "Happy Birthday, To one of the baddest bitches i know!" Style No. BD21 funny birthday card, 1980's, lingerie, women, ladies, lgbtq, adult, edgy, co...

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    LOOK AT THOSE IDIOTS! every occasion

    $ 6.50

    "Just look at all those idiots out there! Thank god we have each other to judge the rest of the world with!" Style No. BD12 friendship, anniversary...

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  • HOT SENIOR birthday card

    $ 6.50

    Style No. BD.50 "you are so fucking hot... for a senior citizen!" hilarious and silly birthday card. roller skates, 1980's, sexy

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    Anniversary Greeting Card - Daisies & Butterflies

    $ 6.50

    Celebrate love with this romantic anniversary greeting card featuring blooming daisies and two delicate butterflies. - A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded - Bl...

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    20 Bottles of Wine Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside 100lb heavyweight paper Printed in Minneapolis, MN Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • God Get High Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Bright colored envelope by French Paper Co. * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Too Bad! Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside 100lb heavyweight paper Printed in Minneapolis, MN Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Just THIS Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside 100lb heavyweight paper Printed in Minneapolis, MN Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    World Burn Everyday Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    Hot Mess Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Summon Demons Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside 100lb heavyweight paper Printed in Minneapolis, MN Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Lemon Cocktails Card

    $ 6.50

    Style No. DR15 "When life gives you lemons... make cocktails!" support card, alcohol card, drinks, cocktails, lemons, encouragement

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    F'ing Fab Beach Babe Card

    $ 6.50

    "You are Fucking Fabulous" She’s sun-kissed, unapologetic, and fucking fabulous. ✨☀️ Vintage glam meets bold-ass energy—because being too much is ...

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    Cool Man Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    "Happy birthday to the coolest guy" Style No. BD05 birthday card for men, vintage men, guys, dude, cool birthday cards, cool dad, Father's Day, Bir...

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    LITTLE SHITS! Kitten Card

    $ 6.50

    "Happy birthday from a few of your favorite little shits!" Style no. BD13 funny, silly birthday cards, birthday card, funny, ridiculous, and a gre...

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    OLD SCHOOL BITCHES

    $ 6.50

    "Old school bitches like us, gotta stick together!" Style No. KD19 friendship, fun, vintage, girls, support greeting card

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    ZEBRA SLUT! birthday card

    $ 6.50

    "Happy Birthday, You Old Slut!" Style No. GR40 the new zebra wild version : a great update! . This unapologetically hilarious birthday card is for...

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    HEY MAMA birthday card

    $ 6.50

    "Hey Mama, how the hell do you do it all and make it look easy?" Stripper Birthday card for ladies, women, drag queens. Celebrate the wisdom and yo...

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  • Stork Baby Bundle Congrats

    $ 6.00

    A gold stork flies across this card to deliver love and congratulations on a new baby. A2 folded card, blank inside.

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    HERO father's day card

    $ 6.50

    "You're my fucking Hero" Style No. DD13 fathers, dads, pops, celebrating father's day, but also anyone who is a hero.

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    REPUBLICAN DAD dad card

    $ 6.50

    "You might be a republican But you are still the world's greatest Dad!" Style No. DD10 for a dad's birthday, or a thank you

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    BEST DAD EVER GREEN father's day card

    $ 6.50

    "Best Fucking Dad!.... Ever!" The perfect father's day card for any dad, from any generation. Stylish, funny, sweet, and with the right amount of ...

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    MIDCENTURY DAD father's day card

    $ 6.50

    "Happy Father's Day you cool son-of-a-bitch!" How can you pass up a MIDCENTURY modern dad??? This card is a best seller, and dads love it. Father's...

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    Pearl Baby Card

    $ 6.50

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

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    Birthday Candle Wish Card

    $ 6.50

    Our sweetest birthday card features a smiling, glowing candle on top of a delicious, cherry-topped cake with a banner that says "Birthday Wish". ...

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    Quacky Duck Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Shower with Love Card

    $ 6.50

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Rainbow Pride greeting card

    $ 6.50

    * Illustrated by Bodil Jane * A2 - 4.25 x 5.5 inch * Soft White Cover Paper * Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified * Printed in ...

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  • Happy Pride greeting card

    $ 6.50

    * Illustrated by Krista Perry * A2 - 4.25 x 5.5 inch * Soft White Cover Paper * Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified * Printed i...

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  • Your True Colors greeting card

    $ 6.50

    * Illustrated by Kevin Story Mintern * A2 - 4.25 x 5.5 inch * Soft White Cover Paper * Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified * Pr...

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  • Shablam greeting card

    $ 6.50

    * Illustrated by Christian Robinson * A2 - 4.25 x 5.5 inch * Soft White Cover Paper * Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified * Pri...

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  • Trashy Old Milf Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Pass Me a Joint - Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Going to Hell - All Occasion Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    True Self - Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • The SHE-nanigans - All Occasion Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    BIG ASS RED THANK you card

    $ 6.50

    "You deserve a bigass thank you, and this is it!" Style No. TX44 thank you greeting card

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    BRAND of WEIRD thank you card

    $ 6.50

    "Thank you for always supporting my particular brand of weird!" Style No. TX15 thank you cards, animal cards, cats, funny greeting cards, support...

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