Greeting Cards
Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.
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BIG ASS RED THANK you card
$ 6.00"You deserve a bigass thank you, and this is it!" Style No. TX44 thank you greeting card
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BRAND of WEIRD thank you card
$ 6.00"Thank you for always supporting my particular brand of weird!" Style No. TX15 thank you cards, animal cards, cats, funny greeting cards, support...
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FIRE UNDER MY ASS thank you
$ 6.00funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "Thank You ...for lighting a fire in my heart/under my ass!" Share ...
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YOU ROCKSTAR friendship encourangement
$ 6.00Style No. FK29 "You're a fucking rockstar!" congratulations, support, graduation, encouragement
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SMARTASS! graduation card
$ 6.00"Congratulations, I guess being a smart ass finally paid off!" Style No. GN12 graduation
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HIGH FIVES 80's congratulations card
$ 6.00Congratulations! "High fives!" Style No. CG06 1980's, aerobics, all ages, all colors, celebrations,
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CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS! congratulations
$ 6.00DRINKS cheers, for any occasion from Birthdays to BarMitzvas, time to raise a glass! Style No. DR08
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OLD FASHIONED! birthday card
$ 6.00"An old fashinoned, For an old fuck!" Style No. DR14 birthdays, men, drinking.... support card, alcohol card, drinks, cocktails, man, gentleman, e...
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SEXY ROCKSTAR! congratulations birthday card
$ 6.00"You're a fucking rockstar!" Style No. CG01 Pinup, sexy, drinks, cocktails, celebration, birthday, all occasions
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SO F PROUD OF YOU! Type: congratulations card
$ 6.00"I'm so fucking proud of you!" Typography: Style No. FN16 graduation, pride, gay, LGBTQ, congratulations, color, typography, baby, and any other o...
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LIGHTBULB BRIGHT! graduation card
$ 6.00"You're future is fucking bright! Happy Graduation" Style No. GN10 graduation, congratulations
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CHEERS bitches!
$ 6.00"Cheers Bitches!" in a champagne glass Style No. DR.02 congratulations champagne, celebrate, sexy greeting. card
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I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It - Funny Occasion Card
$ 6.00I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It, This Will Do - Funny All Occassion Card. Attention slackers and procrastinators, our “I Saw This Card and Tho...
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How to Find Out if You Are Old - Funny Birthday Card
$ 6.00With a humorous but relatable take on aging, this vintage-styled card brings laughter to any birthday celebration. How to find out if you are old...
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You Are an Absolute Legend - Vintage Style Greeting Card
$ 6.00A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Are An Absolute Legend" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft enve...
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Funny Belated Greeting Card - Let's Pretend This Is On Time
$ 6.00Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time - Funny Belated Greeting Card. A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time". A ...
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Feel Better, Faker - Funny Vintage Get Well Card
$ 6.00A funny vintage-inspired get-well-soon greeting card. "Feel Better, Faker" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut •...
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Funny Long Distance Relationship Miss You Card
$ 6.00I Miss Your Stupid Face - Funny Long Distance Relationship Card. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes a...
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You're Pretty Fucking Awesome - Vintage Style Card
$ 6.00Our "You're Pretty Fucking Awesome" card is not your average greeting! This sweary yet uplifting card is designed to pump up your friend's self-est...
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You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck - Funny Manager Card
$ 6.00A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut •...
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Be Scared. Do It Anyway. - Retro Encouragement Card
$ 6.00This vintage-inspired laser-cut greeting card features a captivating retro psychedelic illustration of a rainbow and flowers with the message "Be s...
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People Write Congrats Because They Can't Spell
$ 6.00People Write Congrats Because They Can’t Spell Congrajlashuns. A funny (and pretty accurate) congratulations greeting card "People Write Congrats ...
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We Can't Fix Stupid but Can Sedate It - Nursing Card
$ 6.00A funny vintage-inspired nursing greeting card. "We can’t fix stupid but we can sedate it". Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Sp...
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Mom, Thanks for Raising Me - Funny Mother's Day Gift
$ 6.00A funny vintage-inspired Mother's Day greeting card. "Mom, Thanks for Raising Me to Be a Proper Fucking Gentleman" Details: • Premium quality, so...
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