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Greeting Cards

Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.

  • Going to Hell - All Occasion Card

    $ 6.00

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • The SHE-nanigans - All Occasion Card

    $ 6.00

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • FIRE UNDER MY ASS thank you

    $ 6.00

    funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "Thank You ...for lighting a fire in my heart/under my ass!" Share ...

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  • CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS! congratulations

    $ 6.00

    DRINKS cheers, for any occasion from Birthdays to BarMitzvas, time to raise a glass! Style No. DR08

  • Little One Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Face Thank You Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

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    Starry Anniversary Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25” x 5.5” Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Funny Belated Greeting Card - Let's Pretend This Is On Time

    $ 6.00

    Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time - Funny Belated Greeting Card. A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time". A ...

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  • Feel Better, Faker - Funny Vintage Get Well Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired get-well-soon greeting card. "Feel Better, Faker" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut •...

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  • Anniversary Summer Garden with Gold Foil

    $ 6.00

    4.25" x 5.5" blank card. Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% post-consumer fiber envelope. Offset printed and gold ...

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  • MAGIC WEIRDO all occasions card

    $ 6.00

    "You are full of magic, you little weirdo!" Style No. NW22 cool, weird, love, support, strange and unusual

  • I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes - Style Card

    $ 6.00

    A cute vintage-inspired greeting card. "I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kra...

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  • In Dog Years You're Dead - Funny Style Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "In Dog Years You're Dead" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut ...

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  • 5'' x 7'' Cocktails Retro Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    This high quality greeting card measures 5 x 7 inches. It is blank inside. The card ships in a clear cello bag along with an envelope. This design ...

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    Ass Miss Card

    $ 6.00

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80l...

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    Lush! Card

    $ 6.00

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.Made in United States

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    Crystal Heal Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.